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Anadaric's Joke of The Day


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I'll post one everyday hopefully! 

 

Todays- 

What do you call a computer that sings?

A-dell.

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LOL



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I'll post one everyday hopefully! 

 

Todays- 

What do you call a computer that sings?

A-dell.

:lol:

Oh bro...



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New Joke today!!!

Never trust an atom!
They make up everything.

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Nice! :)

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What's a physicist's favourite drink? A Gin a' tomic



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I still remember what my grandpa said just before he kicked the bucket... He said, "Hey, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?"

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Then he had a heart attack. XD



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This one time I ate two strings and the next day when I pooped them out, they were tied together.

I shit you knot.



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Two fish meet, in a lake.

Says one fish: “Today I almost died. I got fished”.
Says the other: “how come you are still alive then?”

First fish: “I got fished by a blonde.
She caught me. When she saw me, she grabbed me and yelled:
“I am going to kill you. I am going to drown you!”



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LOL



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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side. 



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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because all the cars missed.



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Don't like his music, but don't get all the dislike

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He comes across as a complete wanker and his whole piss-take of Anne Frank didn't do him many favours



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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other says, "damn."

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There's something fishy about that joke



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Sorry for being gone....

The man who created "knock-knock" jokes
deserves a "no-bell" prize.

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Good one! :)

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The doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet.
I was all like, "K"

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